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October 09, 2007

Productivity

Okay, so I spent 3 hours on Sunday, 6 hours yesterday, and 2 hours today on piecing together a PowerPoint presentation for a 2-hour lecture tomorrow. And that's without encountering any technical problems at all, apart from spending 20 minutes looking for clip art of a stick figure. In what ways was PowerPoint supposed to make us more productive again?

Posted by Horst on October 9, 2007 01:00 PM to the body electric | Tell-a-friend
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scott said on October 9, 2007 08:59 PM:

Oh, I can explain it. Powerpoint makes us productive if our product is meetings! Where I work, people can sling together 20 minutes of Powerpoint work into 2 hours worth of everyone not working at meetings. Sometimes, we try to computer how much a given meeting is costing the company based on compensation levels of the attendees: a director, 2 section heads, 2 unit heads and about 10 professional staff plus 5 general services staff clock in at an astronomical figure per hour.

dieter said on October 10, 2007 08:45 AM:

Scott, you could not have put it in better ways. Of course, the trick works much better when you use corporate design template and recycle old powerpoints over and over again...

@Horst: In a computer age, we seem more comfortable with computer-generated pictures. On the other hand, the overhead slides, handcrafted with a lot of love, we enjoyed back at school, simply look unprofessional.
But as with the overhead slides I have in mind, you can overdo everything...

Adalbert said on October 16, 2007 09:21 PM:

@scott: Thereīs even a clock that letīs you key in the average cost of people attending a meeting plus the number of those people. Then you will see euros passing by during the meeting.

@horst: actually, I spent around 8 hours on monday, plus about 1-2 hours on sunday to prepare a presentation I was giving today as part of a job interview at a mobile operator here in Vienna. Actually, the presentation was a bit to long, as I was supposed to be only 10 minutes and I prepared way to many slides. But, the conclusion (about a possible product portfolio extension) was correct. Letīs see if I manage to get the job.

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