A clarification about Moose Club

We would like to briefly break our silence about Moose Club to point out that we are not holding Horst prisoner in a dark cell, feeding him only water, elk grass and birch tree bark and preventing him from blogging regularly. These accusations are not at all true.

At Moose Club, even though we are not allowed to talk about Moose Club, we do different things. Like solving jigsaw puzzles with mooses and Swedish lakes on them. Or playing Scrabble with Devanagari tiles. Or baking moose-shaped chocolate cookies. Or making wonderfully moose-scented moose soap.

Moose Club is totally harmless. Really. We do not take prisoners. There is no need to be afraid. Trust us.

Not that there would be anything like Moose Club.