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March 28, 2004

Bad area for moose

This is a service announcement from Haldur Gislufsson to all fellow moose: Please avoid the area of Mat-Su, Alaska. Since October, an average of two moose per day have been killed in the area in moose-car collisions. Also thank you for heeding the warning about stying clear of the railroad tracks, we've had significantly fewer moose deaths in moose-train collisions this year. But there's still room for improvement, so please take extra care. Don't take any risks. Remember: cars kill.

Posted by Haldur Gislufsson on March 28, 2004 10:52 PM to news of the world | Tell-a-friend
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zed said on March 29, 2004 07:36 PM:

haldur, you are such a good influence on other mooses. if only there were more.

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